I can't believe you're doin' this.
Just because I'm transferring to another school
doesn't mean I'm gonna turn
into a completely different person, Barry.
I get it.
Now it's just another high school, is it?
I thought Ettinger was one of these fancy private schools
like Harvard or somethin'.
What have you got against Ettinger anyway?
Well, I'll tell you what I got against this.
Just a bunch of preppy wimps runnin' around
with blazers and gold-plated pencils
and they got buildings named after their families
and stuff like that.
So when did you become an expert
on prep schools?
All summertime, you've been on my mind
Now it's back to school
Paper, pens, and books
Teachers' dirty looks
They're too bright to fool
You want to lose those teenage blues
Come on with me, you know you can't refuse
Don't read a thing, but we'll make the news
Everybody knows action speaks louder than words
Listen to the beat, get up on your feet, let's go
Call me anytime if you have a dime
Use the MCI
Classes are a bore, lectures make ya snore
There's no reason why
You want to lose those teenage blues
Come on with me, you know you can't refuse
Don't read a thing, but we'll make the news
Everybody knows action speaks louder than words
Listen to the beat, get up on your feet, let's go
Turn this down.
You're gonna get me kicked out of school
before I even start.
You need any help?
No, I think it just overheated.
It happens all the time.
Welcome to Ettinger.
Thanks, I'm Andrea.
I'm Philo.
Hi.
I guess you got the situation under control?
Yeah. Sure do.
Thanks for the offer.
Take care.
Pardon me, my good man.
Could you show me to the polo lounge?
Are you attempting to be humorous?
I can't take this!
A roommate who won't laugh at my jokes?
I'm gonna end up talkin' to myself.
I mean more than normal.
I'm personal friends with Ralph Lauren.
We're like this.
Jerk.
My god!
Get the hell away from me.
Miriam, get back in the car.
But, Martin!
Better do it, mom.
Martin!
What is going to happen to him?
Martin!
He's Ettinger property now.
Don't cross me, John.
This school is your last chance.
Hey, are you okay?
Fuck off.
That's Senator Felner.
He's an alumnus.
Yeah, I'd vote for that guy.
You want to go and have some fun
Call all your friends, ask everyone
Let's go crazy, let's go insane
Let's get crazy, let's get wild
Let's go crazy, let's go insane
Let's go crazy, let's go wild
I guess I'm your roommate.
Hi, I'm Suzi Marmont.
Andrea Miller.
So you are a girl.
I think so, yeah.
Well I was sort of wondering.
There aren't too many of us around.
Really, Suzi?
Well I thought I was gonna have to fight off
all these boys by my little old self.
You ain't gonna catch me complainin', honey.
Know what I mean?
Andrea, this is Mary Beth.
She lives right across the hall.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Shit.
There aren't gonna be enough outlets in this room.
So I guess the lace curtains are on my side of the room?
I'm sorry, I'll clean this right up.
Sorry.
Extra outlets?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Excuse me, please.
Thanks a lot.
You're quite welcome.
Have a nice day.
You know, this place smells of success.
I love it!
Me too.
Real friendly people you got around here.
Suzi, this is Barry.
Your boyfriend.
Ha, ex-boyfriend, lately.
Yeah?
That's nice.
Jesus, my car.
I gotta go.
I don't wanna get stuck on the road at night, okay?
- Bye. Suzi. - Bye!
See ya.
Be back in a couple minutes.
Come on, don't be like that.
Gotta grow up sometime.
You know I don't give up easy, Andrea.
I'll be back.
Well, you're not so mature yourself.
Let me tell you, I'm deliriously happy
to be away from home.
We've got the opportunity here to have some serious fun.
Yeah.
I mean, think about it.
We're the first girls ever at this place.
We'll have all those cute guys begging for our bodies.
I think I've died and gone to heaven.
Listen, this is gonna sound completely bizarre to you,
but I did come here to study.
Give me a break!
No, but, Suzi, did you see that guy
who was talkin' to me outside before?
He was tall with dark hair.
Well you're not wasting any time, are you?
Really, you've barely got
the long-distance boyfriend out the door,
and already you're checkin' out the locals?
You know, it's gonna be an interesting year.
Suzi, it's not like I was in love
with him or anything, okay?
But he was just staring right through me, ya know?
Look, look, you don't need to make any excuses to me.
I mean, there's only so much temptation
that a girl can resist.
So, honey, why bother?
Amen.
Hey, I'm going jogging'.
Y'all wanna come?
No, Andrea and I have our own form of exercise, don't we?
No comment.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
Catch y'all later.
Bye.
- Did you hear something? - No.
You know that there's a 10:1 ratio of guys to girls here?
I'm sure that had nothing to do
with your decision to enroll here.
Of course not.
Andrea, look at the dreamboat up in the window.
He's the one I was telling you about.
- Come on. - Yeah?
Let's wave.
Suzi!
Where'd he go?
Honey, he's cute.
You think he saw us?
I hope not.
Look.
Andrea, if you like him, you should do something about it.
I don't even know him.
Well, if you don't, I will.
You need a chaperone.
Good morning.
I am Doctor Beauregard Eisner,
Dean of Ettinger Academy.
On behalf of the entire faculty,
I extend a warm welcome to our new students.
Especially you young women who are the very first
to be admitted to Ettinger Academy
in our long and rich history.
Who's that?
Big man on campus?
At Ettinger,
we believe in the reward for high endeavor.
The soundness of the Academy's methods
is attested to by the increasing numbers
of our successful alumni.
Senators...
Shut up. Dickhead.
: Ettinger precepts...
Somebody's tuition check must've bounced.
...even reached as high as the Oval Office.
So you see, the future belongs to those
with the courage to seize it.
Again, I bid you welcome
and leave you with these immortal words:
Our school motto:
Carpe Diem, Seize the Day.
Seize the day!
See, my whole theory is inbreeding.
You know, I believe that rich people marry other rich people
and they have stupid offspring
and then the extent of this idiocy is directly proportional
to how much money they have.
I call it the Kooky Cash Theory.
It's very widely accepted.
Can I interest you in one
of these beautiful rotten baby carrots?
No potatoes.
Thank you.
Give me potatoes, I'll kill your entire family.
I guess I wanted my chicken a la mode anyway.
That's fine, thanks.
It looks delicious though.
Close encounters.
I'll have a double order of potatoes.
Can't exactly call that tradition.
Yeah, I call it meal fascist capitalism.
Alright, I gotta go-
I got three duty slips this week.
You got three?
How do we get off of that stuff?
I don't know, I gotta work for the blood drive.
- You wanna give? - Me? No. No way.
I hate the sight of blood, especially when it's my own.
So, you got a boyfriend or anything?
I have a boyfriend surplus at the moment.
Good.
You'll just have to yearn for me from afar.
Okay-
I'll see ya.
Come up and visit sometime, alright?
Look at this stuff.
I can tell I am not going to like this class.
Hello, my name is Slim.
I'm new here. What's yours?
Hi, Emerson.
Don't waste your time.
She's already going steady with a football player.
Ooh, really? What's your name then?
Get lost.
Is that Get short for Gertrude or Getty?
Suzi, this is Paul Emerson.
Hi, Suzi, wanna go out?
Andrea, check out that guy two rows back, black sweater.
: Forget it. That's Phillip, my roommate.
He's a total droid. Brain dead.
Ya know, stupid.
Drooler.
Hi, I'm Louis Philo and this is Biology 47.
My God.
For the first couple of lectures,
we'll be dealing with the anatomy of the brain.
Later on in the semester, each of you will have a chance
to dissect your own animal brain.
At that point some of you will be delighted
that this is not the last class before lunch.
The course will touch on some
of the many philosophical questions associated
with modern biology.
We'll look at the newest work on brainwave studies
regarding such phenomena as hypnosis and meditation
and condition the brain as computer
which can be reprogrammed.
To all you new students,
I want to welcome you to Ettinger.
You're gonna have a good time.
: Can you imagine 100 years without women?
They're starving for our attention
and we're the best looking girls here.
What are we going to do?
We were outvoted in the committee meeting.
I hate women.
It's done now.
The only thing I hate more than women is men.
Suzi, Suzi, wait.
Look, I don't care what he says.
I think they're terrific shoes.
As a matter of fact, they ought to be a mandatory part
of the dress code.
Thanks.
As a matter of fact, I think we can probably come up
with a new uniform for the school.
What do you say I drop by your apartment like midnight?
We'll work on it, okay?
Read my lips. No.
- Bye. - Bye.
Hey, hi, welcome.
I'm on the welcoming committee and I...
Okay, welcome.
: 46!
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
The only guys I can get to even look at me
in this school are freshmen geeks like Emerson.
Come on.
He's a nice boy.
Honey, nice is how your mother describes
her best friend's zit-faced son.
You know what I mean?
Sexy is what I'm interested in.
Take Philo.
Oof.
He is a god, isn't he?
I'm serious.
Okay, what are you two up to?
Hey.
I'm just tryin' to find a decent radio station.
I'm sick of all the Muzak stuff
they've been playing around this school.
Hello?
Hey, baby.
How are ya?
Fine.
You ready to quit yet? I'll pick ya up on my new bike.
Well, used bike. You know what I mean anyway.
Barry, I'm not gonna quit.
Well, maybe you would if you knew more about the place.
Guess what I found out today
about your fancy little prep school?
You know the guy that started the place?
He's a psycho.
Psycho?
Yeah, Colonel Ettinger.
Got thrown out of the U.S. Cavalry
for scalpin' Indians in the 1800s.
Barry.
He and his buddies, they started a group
called the Brotherhood of Eternal Knowledge.
What the hell are you talking about?
In the library.
I checked the whole history about it.
I know what you're trying to do.
You know, I got this scholarship
and I'm gonna see it through.
I have to go.
Andrea.
Shit.
He's freakin' out, man.
I swear he's willing to say anything
to get me to leave this school.
: We will commence the new term with something novel.
A translation of Julius Caesar's diatribe
on the Gaelic Wars.
Mr. Felner.
If you would be so kind as to begin, Mr. Felner.
What?
The text on page eight, Mr. Felner.
You do have the text?
Gosh, I guess I must have left it some place.
You don't have the text?
You may look on with your neighbor.
Translation, please, Mr. Felner.
Hey, give me a break, alright?
I know this stuff.
Translation, Mr. Felner.
You were supposed to have this prepared
for the first class, Mr. Felner.
Look.
I'm not a personal friend of Julius Caesar, okay?
Pick up the book, Mr. Felner.
I got your Gaelic Wars, dickhead, right here.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
You're a sick fuck.
You know, Mary Beth, now that I've been tapped
to join the initiates,
I think I have a chance for the presidency.
That's wonderful.
Hi, Mary Beth.
Room for one more?
I believe we were just leaving.
Hi.
You don't know me but I'm in your Latin class.
My name's Andrea Miller.
Look, I had two years of that stuff, okay,
and I thought if you had some time I could give you a hand.
What is this, a joke?
You working for your fucking Girl Scout badge or something?
No, I was just trying to help.
Wait, um, I don't need any help.
I know that shit backwards.
I just, I... I hate this place.
Then why... Why did you come here?
Look, no one asked my opinion.
My father went here and he wants me
to be an asshole fascist just like him.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to be an asshole.
I'm sleepy.
Yeah.
I think I'm gonna crash now.
How 'bout you?
No, I'm gonna try and stay up
and get through some of this.
Okay, goodnight.
Goodnight.
Come in.
You don't have to come in if you don't want to.
So what's so urgent?
Your note.
This is a great piece of crystal.
You know I read about these
and did you know one time that they were actually alive
and they grew this way?
I know.
They're very healing too.
You know some people think that we can use them.
You know, and harvest their energy somehow.
I think your clock has stopped.
That clock stopped many, many years ago.
Why don't ya get it fixed?
A memory.
It's a pin screen.
You wanna see how it works?
Watch.
Your turn.
Close your eyes and push up against it gently.
Trust me.
Go on.
No, no, no. I wanna keep it this way.
I think I... I have to go.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Hi.
Where you going?
Home.
I can't take this place anymore.
I can't take any more shit from this place or my dad.
You sure about this?
Yeah.
I've never been so sure about anything in my life.
Wait a sec.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Um, look, I really appreciate you trying
to help me the other day.
That was really nice of you.
Um, but I've got to go.
Don't let 'em get to you.
What the fuck?
Okay, assholes.
Come on!
Congratulations, Felner.
Tonight is your night.
What the fuck do you want?
Hi, Mary Beth!
Hey, what's happenin'?
I thought she hated that shit.
Yeah, so did I.
Hey, Mary Beth, what happened to your Tex Ritter record?
What's the matter with her lately anyway?
Hell if I know.
She's been actin' weird all week.
Must have PSM.
It's PMS, Suzi.
Whatever.
I cannot wait for the dance, you know?
And I'm gonna knock 'em dead.
Guaranteed..
Wanna give it a test run?
I think I can possibly spare a minute
or two in the name of science.
One appreciates how you respect one's privacy.
Wanna dance?
Andrea!
The putt is here.
Mr. Putt to you.
Hi, Emerson!
Hi, Andrea.
Tell me when the putt is gone.
I'm sorry, no visiting tonight.
I have too much studying to do.
Really?
Look, would you wanna get together
and go out this week or somethin'?
I don't know. I haven't really found any decent friends
since I've been at this place.
Thanks a lot.
You know, present company excluded of course.
I don't know, it's weird though.
It's, it's true what they say.
This environment really changes people.
I feel myself getting boring all the time.
It's like dullness is a contagious disease around here.
Yeah, well don't let it rub off on me.
Bleh.
Well, I gotta get going.
See ya later?
Yeah.
If you wanna call me or anything if you need to talk.
Thank you.
Good luck with your paper.
- See you later... - Bye.
Andrea.
- Is he gone? - Yes.
Yes!
Good.
I feel bad sending him away, but I have this test.
Don't even waste the energy.
Do you know anything about Shakespeare?
No.
Nah, I don't.
Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour
draws on apace.
No, methinks how slow this old...
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.
Well, you did.
What are you doing here?
I come here at night sometimes.
Water.
It's peaceful, isn't it?
You're very graceful in the water.
Maybe I was wrong.
About what?
You.
I'm dropping your class.
Why?
You know why.
You're my teacher.
You really think dropping my class
is gonna change things?
I have to get going.
Why don't I wait and walk with you?
Okay, if you want to.
Looks like you're getting a lot of studying done here.
Barry, what are you doing here?
Who the hell is this guy to you, Andrea?
You're not a student here, are you?
No, I'm not.
It's okay, he's a friend of mine.
Ha! Friend?
Is that what I am?
A friend?
Is he a friend too?
Excuse me, Dr. Philo.
What?
Dean Eisner wants to see you.
Right away.
Tell him I'll be right there.
Hey, you gonna be okay?
Yes.
Goodnight.
Barry, please don't act this way.
It's really hard for me here.
Look...
Do you want him?
Okay-
You got him, alright?
Barry.
Are you trying to ruin everything
we've ever worked for?
Chasing after an 18-year-old at your age.
What was previously merely indiscretion on your part
has escalated to the point where we risk losing everything.
I don't want her harmed.
Do you understand?
Harmed?
We're merely going to perform a simple operation on her.
The self-same operation you yourself
have performed on hundreds of other students.
I won't let you do this, Colonel.
You won't let me?
You force me to remind you that I am in charge
not only of this entire Academy, but of your life
and the lives of our colleagues as well.
Bullshit.
Don't you threaten me, Eisner.
Control yourself, Dr. Philo.
Or we shall be forced to do it for you.
You are not indispensable.
What are you gonna do?
Cut off my serum dosage?
My God, you'd do that, wouldn't you?
It is an option.
You will continue to assume your normal duties
and conduct classes.
You may go.
So, this is what's become of you and me?
You may go!
If you'd like to make a call,
please hang up and try again.
Hi, Barry.
So you didn't come to the game?
I couldn't go.
I was hoping at least that you would be there.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm great.
We lost bad.
Listen, Andrea, about the other night.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
I acted like an idiot.
Can we just erase everything that happened that night?
No, we can't, Barry.
You've been acting like this
ever since I got this scholarship.
I'm sorry.
It's just that I love you so much.
That's not gonna solve anything, Barry.
Come on, don't I have the right
to know what's gain' on here?
There's nothing going on here.
Speak of the devil.
What's the matter?
Can't you find a girl your own age?
Get off the campus.
Now.
Fuck you!
Come on, Andrea, let's get out of here.
Hey, hey.
You get your hands off me, man!
I'm sorry.
I'm so immature.
Barry!
Hi, is Emerson around?
He's at the Infirmary.
What happened to him?
This is awkward.
Extremely awkward.
No one checked with me.
His body couldn't take the procedure.
Where are their minds?
No one thought to check his records
for something like hemophilia?
We had to move ahead without you.
You've been far too reluctant these days
and endangering all of us.
My discretions kept this school alive.
I see.
Then perhaps you will use your discretion and lock up.
It's late.
Fucked up.
Don't worry about it.
Really, don't worry about it.
I think I should've washed my hands.
Emerson.
It can't be.
My God.
It is my sad duty to have to inform you...
of the death of one of our students.
Paul Emerson.
Owing to a medical complication that was not on his record...
Infirmary staff were unable to counter the effect
of a blood clot on the brain.
May I ask you all to bow your heads
and observe a moment of silence in his memory?
Hi, Mrs. Jaffe, can I talk to Barry?
I'm sorry, dear. Barry's not home right now.
Um, well could you just tell him to call me?
Of course.
Is there anything I can help you with?
No, it's not urgent.
Is there something wrong, dear?
No, I'm fine.
Alright, I'll tell him you called.
Okay, thanks.
It was nice talking with you.
' BYE bye. - Bye.
Gentlemen and lady, this morning we're going
to discuss the Cavalier period.
Miss Miller, here's a question for you.
The Cavalier period.
What do we mean by it?
Um.
Mr. Felner?
It is that era in British history that is named
for the adornments of Charles I
and his conflict with Parliament.
And how is this relevant
to the study of English literature?
There was an important school of 17th century poetry
often associated with this era, sir.
Very good, John.
Very good.
You're coming along nicely.
Wait, wait, Felner.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Why, hello, Andrea Miller.
Are you okay?
Why, yes.
Why wouldn't I be okay?
Well, I thought you were leaving
and you said you hated this place.
Well, I've changed my mind.
Have a nice day, Andrea.
Ooh, we are gonna knock 'em dead.
Come on, you haven't even started getting ready yet.
I will.
I just, I can't seem to get started.
Well let's move it.
We gotta get gain'.
I'll meet you there, okay?
- I promise. - You promise?
I promise.
Look you better not shine me, girl.
- I won't. - Okay.
Suzi.
I have to talk to you.
Of course. What about?
I wanna know what really happened to Emerson.
Who's Colonel Ettinger and what's going on in this place?
Sit down, Andrea.
I'm going to try to explain this to you.
It may be difficult to understand.
How old do you think I am, Andrea?
30?
I was born February 3, 1885.
That makes me 102 years old.
You're 102?
What's that make Dean Eisner?
Colonel Ettinger?
Yes.
I love you, I love you, yes,
and I wish you were here...
Good God!
Who is responsible for this travesty?
Baby,
I miss the way you smile at me, Na Na Na...
And the way you used to care, ooh, baby.
I miss the way you used to call out my name...
Yes I do, now...
Barry!
Hey listen, Suzi, you gotta pretend you're my date, okay?
Or else these guys are gonna throw me out on my ass.
Sure.
Come on.
It's great to see a real person.
Have you seen Andrea?
Yeah, she'll be here in a minute.
Come on, let's dance!
I can't dance, damn it.
When Ettinger was in the Cavalry,
he captured an Indian medicine man
who showed him a way to prolong life indefinitely.
But there was a catch.
Once you began, you were hooked.
You had to take it every day.
Hooked on what?
The process involved the mixing of blood
and brain tissue from a living person.
Back then, nobody asked any questions about dead Indians.
But eventually, Ettinger was dismissed.
We were developing a technique of helping
brain-damaged patients
by transmitting electromagnetic waves
to a crystal implanted in the cranium.
It would substitute for damaged brain tissue.
Are you telling me that you killed Emerson
because you developed some kind of serum?
We don't kill anyone.
This was a terrible accident, Andrea.
I, what I do, is to implant a crystal in the brain
which compensates for the loss of certain brain functions.
So that's the trade-off?
You live forever and the students get lobotomized?
It's not lobotomy, Andrea.
These people lead very, very successful lives.
More successful than if they hadn't had the implant
because there are no more neuroses,
no more agonizing over things, no more-
There's no more anything!
What you're doing is sick!
You can't replace human emotions with a crystal.
You're like vampires.
Do you think you could heat it up a little bit?
I thought you'd never ask.
Great.
Barry!
Do you wanna dance?
Okay-
I don't wanna listen to this BS!
Listen to me! Listen to me.
There's a way to never age.
You can stay exactly the way you are right now.
Forever.
Why are you so afraid of dying?
I don't wanna go on year after year without you.
Come with me.
Join us.
No!
I don't want your forever.
I don't want it!
Whoa!
- Andrea, I got your message. - Barry.
Are you okay?
God, Barry, I'm so glad to see you.
I don't understand you. What's gain' on?
This place is really fucking weird, Barry.
I told you that.
I told you that the first day you got here.
Okay, I know, but listen.
We have to get some evidence, okay?
And take it to the police.
For what? Evidence for what?
I'll explain everything later.
Right now we've got to get to the infirmary.
Okay, alright.
OK, this is it.
You're gonna think this is crazy.
The faculty makes this serum from the students' brains
and they keep it down here in this wine cellar.
Jesus.
Barry, Barry, are you listening to me?
Miss Miller, breaking into school buildings
is serious business.
I think Dean Eisner would like to hear of this.
Come on, Barry, we gotta get some proof.
No, no, come on. We gotta get out of here.
Go get the cops.
- Barry! - I'll take care of these guys.
I can't!
Just get a couple of kids. Go get the cops, alright?
Go!
Hey listen, man, I just want to say...
I don't care what it takes, I want them found!
We don't like gate crashers.
Get him.
With all this excitement, I need a shot.
Well, we shouldn't deviate from the morning routine.
However, in the circumstances... Louis?
It's a few hours early.
But I don't think it will upset the daily path.
The faculty is making this serum
by using chemicals from the students' brains.
Craziest damn thing I ever heard.
They're actually operating on them.
And when they're through with them, they're not the same!
They change!
Craziest damn thing I ever heard.
So you say there's some kind of drug ring
being operated by the faculty at Ettinger?
It's a pretty wild claim, Andrea.
It's not a drug ring.
You said they're all taking drugs.
It's not really a drug, okay?
It's a serum.
They make it themselves using chemicals from the human body.
Manufacturing drugs on the premises.
You're not listening to me!
The faculty is making this serum by using chemicals
from the students' brains.
They're actually operating on them
and when they're done with them, they're... they're different.
They change.
Craziest damn thing I ever heard.
Tell me of the boy, Louis.
I'll operate on him in the morning.
Tell the infirmary to keep him under until then.
Very good.
See to it.
Now onto the absent Miss Miller.
What do we do now?
Gentlemen, we have no option but to wait.
When we get her back...
Yes, Louis?
I want her, Doctor.
I can control her.
I give you my word.
You have absolutely no say
in this matter whatsoever, Louis.
You have almost wrecked us.
Without me, none of this would even have been possible.
Miss Miller, when she is apprehended,
will be operated upon just the same
as with every other student.
Clear?
Okay-
Thanks, Chief Hillis.
I was just so terrified that no one was gonna listen to me.
It sounds so crazy.
Andrea, help yourself to a cup of coffee if you want it.
Thanks.
Come on.
Craziest damn thing I ever heard.
Andrea, you feeling okay?
Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
Yeah, just down the hall on the left.
You can't miss it.
Thank you.
- Hi. - Hi.
How are you feeling, Andrea?
I think she's strong enough now for surgery.
You had a nasty little accident.
You could've been killed.
Stop struggling.
You're not going anywhere.
And when you wake up, the world will be a simpler place.
Listen, your boyfriend's here.
Barry.
He seems to be pretty happy.
Wait.
The procedure's been rescheduled.
For after the morning injections.
Dean Eisner wants to perform this surgery himself.
Thank you, doctors.
Very well, Dr. Philo.
Thank you, doctors.
What are you doing?
Pay attention, Andrea.
There's a lot you don't know
and there's very little time.
I've gotta meet Eisner right away.
- Can you stand? - Yes.
- Okay. - I don't trust you.
You gotta trust me, Andrea.
Believe me, you've got to trust me.
Meet me at 7:00 tomorrow morning.
Andrea, 7:00 tomorrow morning
at the door to the faculty building.
7:00, say it.
- 7:00. - The faculty building.
The faculty building.
Tomorrow morning, okay?
Why?
There's no time to explain.
I'm late already. Now go.
Andrea, go!
Act like everybody else.
Hello, Andrea.
Are you alright?
I'm fine.
I just had a little fall.
But they fixed me up at the infirmary.
Isn't it great?
What?
Both of us being tapped, silly.
And Barry too.
Barry?
Phil and I just saw him this afternoon with Felner.
Is he alright?
Well, of course.
Aren't we all?
Of course.
Well, I have a good deal of studying to do, so I must go.
Goodnight.
We cannot allow this ridiculous romantic
to endanger us further.
Exactly what I've been saying from the very beginning.
We are almost on the verge of control.
We cannot allow anything...
or anyone to stop us.
Never.
I therefore have no alternative but to propose...
the termination of Dr. Philo.
Absolutely.
Very well.
Let us proceed.
How many times have I told you never
to bring coffee into this room?
You're absolutely, absolutely right.
Thank you.
Hurry, there's very little time.
Listen carefully.
If anything happens to me I can't help you.
Under the bust in my room there's a cassette.
Take it to the top room in the supply building.
What?
It's the transmitter room.
Transmitter room?
Replace the cassette that's playing.
I don't understand.
The music you've been hearing around the school?
Yeah?
Intonations transmitted to the students' crystals.
That's how we control them.
My tape will destroy it all.
What about the wine cellar?
Are you gonna destroy the serum?
Just get the tape, Andrea.
Why are you doing this?
I am retiring.
Good morning, Dr. Philo.
I do hope we didn't interrupt anything.
Where is Miss Miller, Dr. Philo?
She's gone.
How interesting.
But she has been here, hasn't she, Louis?
Are you feeling unwell, Louis?
Remember Dr. Walker?
Mmhmm.
He didn't want to live any longer
and he refused to take his serum.
It was a very painful death.
I feel nothing.
30 seconds, I don't feel anything.
Yes, yes.
I don't think the dosage was strong enough.
Wait a minute, something's wrong.
You're all looking very...
Give me that.
You son of a bitch!
Andrea.
Quickly to the cellar before she destroys every bottle!
Come on, come on, move!
Save the serum, you fools.
Goodbye, Dr. Philo. Have a pleasant sojourn in hell.
I'll see you there!
Take your ha...
Get off!
Take your hands off that!
You're tapped, fucker!
Miss Miller.
Fortunately, I'm not dependent on the faculty supply
of serum for my survival.
I had the foresight to provide myself
with a batch of my own.
You crying little bitch.
Did you really think that after all these years
I could allow you and your love life
to interfere with my work?
Thanks to you, we have a critical shortage of serum.
Well, since you're so drowsy already,
I think we can dispense
with the administration of anesthetic.
I haven't used these instruments in years.
I do hope they're still sterile.
I'm not as skillful a surgeon as dear Louis.
Dr. Philo, of course, is well known for his bedside manner.
I am not.
I want you to see it as it happens to you.
You'll find this most instructive.
Can you see?
Now, prepare to scream.
Clear, clear, clear.
It's so dull.
Stay away from me!
It's okay, I'm alright.
Can you walk?
Your friend Philo let me off.
You got yourself quite an education, didn't you?
Come on.
Let's go.
Philo?
Andrea.
No, please no.
I don't want you to see me like this.
What can I do?
You know, it's not so bad, Andrea.
I don't know what I was afraid of all these years.
It's...
a kind of grace.
Philo?
No, please, don't.
You've got to go now.
Please.
Come on.
Let's go.
Andrea.
Yes?
I'm not afraid anymore.
I'm free.
Andrea, come on!
These guys are on our ass, man.
What the hell are we doin' here?
Okay, we gotta replace the tape that's playing here.
What tape?
Shit, I don't have it.
It's what's controlling them.
These tapes?
Destroy the tapes then, man.
No, Barry, it's a cassette tape.
Wait, I got a tape.
No.
I got a cassette tape right here.
- That's not gonna work! - It's a good tape!
Come on, baby, do it for me?
Ha, yeah.
Have a nice day.
Yeah
Kiss it
You get up in the morning and your clothes don't match your hair
They say maybe you should wash 'em
You say you don't care
They're screamin' in your ears
Till their face turns blue
You turn around and say
Kiss my butt
You've got to tell 'em
Let's get the hell out of here, okay?
Okay-
Kiss my butt
Mom said take the trash out
Dad said mow the lawn
They're knockin' on your door sayin' turn that music down
You're climbin' out the window, you've got to get away
You turn around and stand and say
Kiss my butt
You've got to tell them
Better kiss my butt
Kiss my mother fuckin' butt
Well don't teach me now with your caring ways
I've got detention for 100 days
Butt, butt, butt, butt
When you're on the run from a man like me
Fighting against authority
Butt, butt, butt, butt
I know we've both got nothing to hide
Don't mess with me or you may die
Butt, butt, butt, butt
Turn around and say
Kiss my butt
You got to tell 'em
Better kiss my butt
Hey, man, hey, excuse me, can I get some help over
Hey, hey
Hey, watch it
Hey, brother, hey look here, man
Kiss my butt
You know I came into work five minutes late the other day
Yeah, that's right
You know what I said when my boss come up
And started yellin' at me
You know what I told him
What
Kiss my butt
Hey, hey, hey, hey coach
Drop and give me 20
Then you can kiss my butt
What's this, pull over, pull over
Hey, man, hey, officer,
Hey look, man, I was doing the speed
Hey, man, I was doing the
Hey, hey, officer, look, man
Kiss my butt
Hey Sarah
Kiss my butt
I told her
Kiss my butt
HEY, Ron, hey, Ron
Kiss my butt
Hey, EG
Kiss my butt
Bravo
Kiss my butt
Charlie
Kiss my butt